APRIL FOOLS' Column: Massive, festering flesh-pillar for president 2016
By Dr. Nebulous Polyps | April 1, 2016America's voters should submit to our first gigantic, serpentine tyrant before it consumes us in punishment for our lack of faith.
America's voters should submit to our first gigantic, serpentine tyrant before it consumes us in punishment for our lack of faith.